She’s Trapped In The Closet
So I pull out my beretta! Okay, enough of the hilarity between the South Park episode about Scientology and the R Kelly song! But seriously kids, go and watch the South Park episode and the R Kelly song. Both of which are ridiculously funny.
Believe me, there s a point to this blog and it’s coming up in the next paragraph…
She’s actually trapped in the bathroom!
Am I the only one disgusted at the thought of her growing skin OVER THE TOILET SEAT!? Only in America, and more specifically the South, could you find someone so mentally unstable that they spend 2 years of their life on the toilet. Still, the best bit about this story is the section at the bottom - Apparently the accused had tried to coax her out of the bathroom everyday! I’d like to know what sort of coaxing this involved!
- Come out of the bathroom dear, or you’ll get the stale smell of shite on your chips!
- I’m sick of running round to the neighbours house when I’ve had a night out with the lads and the 8 Corona’s have finally caught up with me!
He claims that time flew, but surely after a day on the toilet or two (Before the real psychological and dermatological damage was done!) he’d have tried to get her out of there?
Anyway, sticking on news from the Scotsman how about this for a Dalkeith Tale (I’m considering opening a new blog part called Dalkeith Tales just to chronicle the delights of Dalkeith and its denizens!) A mini-bike!? Your child’s mini-bike!? This sort of story just sums up this enchanting little town perfectly!
March 16th, 2008 at 12:16 am
O M G. Only in America eh. You would have thought the guy would have had the sense, to maybe, just maybe call the doctors or police sooner, 1 year and 364 days sooner perhaps?
Wow, I can’t believe the toilet got stuck to her ass, that is just scary.